Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Mission Statement

ALCON:

Enlistment in the Military Brewers Brigade is now open. Qualified candidates should apply directly to SGT Stout at 555-****. Applicants must meet the following criteria:

-Be physically and mentally fit (to drink beer)
-Possess acute sensory awareness (when tasting beer)
-Be highly motivated (to discuss beer)
-Be able to pass the standard military Field Sobriety Test. (when not drinking beer)
-Able to work well with others (when making, drinking, talking, or thinking about beer)

This Blog will serve as an open forum to any person who likes beer. SGT Stout will share his recipes, experiences, AAR's, and results, as well as discuss with any who like, the joys of home brewing, tasting of fine microbrews, as well as the reporting of counterintelligence against our enemy (Budweiser, Coors, Miller, etc.) who shamelessly promote consumption of seditious beverages.

Anyone who wishes to serve in the MBB need only read.

POC for this memorandum is Maj. Malt @ 555-****








Seriously folks. I googled it, and it seems as though there is no forum for military brewers to call our own. At the very least, I will share what I know, and what I learn. At the best, we will all build a stronger sense of community and identity for the things we have in common: service to our country, and the love of good beer. This doesnt mean its limited to servicemen only. We welcome all beer related traffic from any source. So read on, enjoy, and RDWHAHB.
-SGT Stout

1 comment:

ma content said...

*sniff*sniff**

I am SO proud!